Tyler Uebele

A new voice has spoken in the great debate that has run since mankind first bound rolled tissue to walls: Which side should the end hang over: front or back?

Some say backward ...

... which is inconvenient for the user and thus inferior and, well, backward.

Some say forward ...

... and they are correct. Sure, I might be expressing my opinion as fact with nothing more than the vain hopes of persuading by force, but doesn't it just seem easier to use? Think of the user!

While these two schools of toilet thought have debated, a third contestant has lurked in our midst, poised for the right moment to attack. That contestant is ...

Cat!

It's a bit like a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors now, with Forward beating Backward, Cat unrolling Forward, and Backward thwarting Cat. I guess I'll have to put it up backward now; but if you're ever in my house, don't think I'm foolish for not using the clearly superior position, I've just thwarted the cat.

Who knew?